WAIT WHAT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Jason Schwartzman kisses Natalie Portman in The Darjeeling Limited.
I’ve hugged Jason Schwartzman (at the Scott Pilgrim premiere last year)
So..my arms have touched his body which has touched Natalie Portman’s body.
He also high fived me at the premiere..so his hand that I touched has touched Natalie Portman’s.
Ok, proceed with whatever you were doing.
Nadine wins at life ^